{"id":145,"date":"2017-10-02T09:00:10","date_gmt":"2017-10-02T09:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/larrybuffaloboy.com\/?p=145"},"modified":"2017-10-02T09:00:10","modified_gmt":"2017-10-02T09:00:10","slug":"the-anything-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/larrybuffaloboy.com\/index.php\/2017\/10\/02\/the-anything-car\/","title":{"rendered":"The Anything Car"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some brainstorming by my 8 year old, for a car that can do anything&#8230; literally&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Teleport<\/li>\n<li>Make Breakfast\n<ul>\n<li>Served out of the CD player<\/li>\n<li>Scrambled Eggs <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Fly&#8217;s<\/li>\n<li>Pay&#8217;s your bills<\/li>\n<li>You Can sleep in it<\/li>\n<li>Turns into an amusement park\n<ul>\n<li>If you are in a grassland it opens into a giant park<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>It gives you a playstation\n<ul>\n<li>Ask and the trunk opens<\/li>\n<li>And a controller, as many as you want<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Buy it in any store because it costs $0.00<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Emphasis on <strong>ANYTHING<\/strong>&#8220;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li>Morph into a peach tree then you can grab a peach out of the tree<\/li>\n<li>Morph into a house<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<blockquote>\n<p>He has been wanting to make this car for a long time<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li>Can assist you into a tree<\/li>\n<li>Make you instantly famous\n<ul>\n<li>Let&#8217;s everyone know what you have done<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Read minds and tell your future\n<ul>\n<li>With future globe, you have to put on top of your car<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s also a guru&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li>Car can turn into a miniature\n<ul>\n<li>Control with remote<\/li>\n<li>Becomes a collectible<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Doesn&#8217;t actually touch the ground and has a force field&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li>Morph into hologram<\/li>\n<li>Ask it and it will know what to do, just count to five<\/li>\n<li>Says &#8216;bless you&#8217; and &#8216;thank you&#8217;<\/li>\n<li>Knows every language<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some brainstorming by my 8 year old, for a car that can do anything&#8230; literally&#8230; Teleport Make Breakfast Served out of the CD player Scrambled Eggs Fly&#8217;s Pay&#8217;s your bills You Can sleep in it Turns into an amusement park If you are in a grassland it opens into a giant park It gives you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/larrybuffaloboy.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/larrybuffaloboy.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/larrybuffaloboy.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/larrybuffaloboy.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/larrybuffaloboy.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=145"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/larrybuffaloboy.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/larrybuffaloboy.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/larrybuffaloboy.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/larrybuffaloboy.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}